Monthly Archives: December 2013

A Friday amusement for telephone fundraisers

We’ve come to the end of our Autumn telephone campaign at Leeds and as some of my friends and colleagues know it’s been the tradition over the last 5 years that I perform a song, sometimes written by the callers and sometimes by me, where all the lyrics are changed to be about fundraising and the things we get up to in a call room.

I’m quite pleased with my latest effort, so I thought I’d share the finished version, which I’ll be singing tonight.

Here’s a reworking of the Robbie Williams classic ‘Angels’ – ‘Engaged Calls’:

I sit and wait
Does the supervisor contemplate my fate?
And do they know
The websites where we go
When the data’s old?
‘Cos I’ve been told
That they can watch us while their games unfold
But when my headset’s on my head
And my story cards I’ve read
And my engagement’s in my head
I get engaged calls instead.

And through it all
They offer me confection
To help me deal with rejection
When the shift is long

I make another call
Wherever it may take me
I hope my headset won’t break and
When I get a callback for a PDD
I get engaged calls instead

When it’s a weekend shift
And my 3 ask technique needs a lift
I look above
And I know I can get a one to one
And as the laser maze game goes
I get rewards of Haribos
And when my headset’s on my head
I get engaged calls instead


And through it all
They offer me confection
To help me deal with rejection
When the shift is long

I make another call
Wherever it may take me
I hope my headset won’t break and
When I get a callback for a PDD
I get engaged calls instead

Merry Christmas everyone and a very happy New Year 🙂


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Donor retention is simple…

Donor retention. It’s all everyone talks about these days – and quite right too. It costs a lot of money to inspire someone to give to your cause, and that’s money wasted if all those donors simply enter stage left and exit stage right.

But it’s talked about as if it’s some big intractable problem, whereas it seems to me that the answer is blindingly obvious.

It’s all about manners.

We must simply remember, at all times, that we do not have an automatic right to receive any single one of our donors’ gifts. Not one. People give to us for a whole array of reasons, of course. But in the end, it all boils down to a rather corny phrase – they give out of the goodness of their hearts. And I know that if I, as a donor, don’t feel that this is in some minimal way acknowledged, I am very, very unlikely to become a ‘loyal supporter’ of a cause.

People give to people. Another true thing, and it’s said so often you are probably sick of it. But we seem to only heed this wisdom in terms of acquisition. If we take that maxim into retention as well, we should know instinctively what we need to do to retain our donors.

We must work terribly hard to remain people to them. Treat them as individuals. Make an effort to get to know them. Help them to feel like an important part of our cause’s family. And yes, let them know, often, that their ongoing support matters, and how best we would like them to continue it.

The problem, of course, is one of scale. And I think it is about your own perceived scale – how ‘big’ as a charity you internally feel yourselves to be, and how your structures are informed by that perception.

If you feel yourself to be a fundraiser in a ‘small’ charity, then you may well struggle with acquisition because of budgetary challenges. Acquisition is expensive. But your donor retention should be excellent, since the fact that your charity looks and feels small, and because you feel it to be so, will be an automatic bonus for donors. Because for small, read personal. It will be much, much easier for them to feel connected to you. If they phone up, the chances are they will reach you, or someone who sits next to you. If they email in, it is most likely to be you that monitors that inbox and ensures a prompt and personal reply to their enquiry.

That’s the way it works for me and my colleague Katie at Leeds. We are a big university, for sure. But in terms of numbers of donors, we are still a ‘small’ charity. Yes, we have a number of great colleagues who do database work, gift processing, and stewardship. But as well as planning and running all our direct marketing appeals via phone, mail and online, Katie and I are also front-line supporter services for the majority of our donors. If our alumni like or don’t like what we are doing, we will hear about it, quickly.

And I see that as a big plus. We are lucky to work with a great creative agency to help us plan and write our appeals, and we regularly send them the feedback we have received from the people we have phoned or written to.

This is perceived as unusual. “We don’t get this from most of our clients,” say our account team.

Frankly, this shocks me. Is there really such a glass wall between most ‘direct response’ fundraisers, and the people who are directly responding? How can you really call yourself a direct response fundraiser if you don’t see, respond to,  and if necessary pass on at least some of the direct response?

It would seem to me that if that is how your charity operates, you have become too ‘big’. You have ceased to see donors as individuals and merely in terms of percentage response. Maybe you refer to personal letters from donors as ‘white mail’? Maybe you don’t see or read the majority of it (because it is handled by your supporter services team or an external response-handling agency?), far less respond with anything other than a form letter.

And if this happens in your charity, then you will always struggle to maintain the loyalty of your donors, because there is no person in your charity for them to feel connected with, even to a minimal extent. You will become perceived as impersonal, and maybe even rude.

And the solution to this is simple. Don’t try to change the donors. Change yourselves. Find ways to become people again, that your donors will want to continue to give to. Stop being an organisation. It is very easy for people to say no to an organisation. It is not so easy for people to say no to people.


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